Selling Christmas Trees to Pay for Pyongyang Trip

It wasn't like the FBI was paying my way to Pyongyang. They're a one-way street. They wanted me to gather intelligence for them, but when I went out of my way to get it, how did they support me? By conspicuously tailing me and the North Koreans everywhere we went. No wonder they call it counter-intelligence. A lot of good people in Hackensack helped pay for my second trip to North Korea, and in return they got a wreath or a tree and some holiday cheer.